I've been known to challenge friends to see who could amass the larger pile of sweat under a spin bike.
I think pictures in front of enormous Gatorade bottles are cool.
I get more excited for sales at TriSports.com than I do for Ann Taylor.
There are currently no less than five pair of smelly sporty shoes sitting at the front door to my house. (Under a bike.) (And two pair of animal print flats, but that's not really a problem though, is it?)
I own 5 pairs of the same long distance tri shorts because I keep wearing them out.
I have trouble keeping my belly full. I eat Lots Of Food. Constantly. (It's not always healthy.)
I own multiple bikes and I like to ride them all.
I think 5am is a reasonable time to wake up if there is something fun to do.
I sometimes go entire weeks without showering at home.
I have more plastic bike water bottles from races than I have cabinet space.
My car contains equipment for any swimming, biking, running, yoga or strength training that could occur at a moment's notice. And shower supplies, should they be required. Oh, and snax for sportz. It used to smell like a new car. Now it kind of smells like a sports car. No, I mean sportz car.
Since there is all this sporty stuff in my car, I sometimes throw in an extra workout rather than sit in rush hour traffic. Running > gridlock. #duh
I've run in the pouring rain, in the falling snow, in code red in the summer, in the mud, up hills, at sunrise, over bridges, gotten lost, and I've WALKED a MARATHON. (That is a bit of a long story.)
Hello, my name is Karen and I'm a SportzJunkie.